Having finally left the toilet after shitting my bodyweight in guinness and undercooked parmos i think its time for my first post of 2010. yes i know noone reads this shit but i like to maintain the illusion they do in my head, it helps feed my ego which frankly has seen better days. anyway, on new years eve i had a revelation, something life changing and now im going to become a priest. that is become a priest on friday nights. i see nights out these days as boring monotonous things, drink a few cans, go out, drink a few pints, get threatened by a bouncer, drink a bit more, go to tesco for vodka, drink that, pass out, wake up in the cells. and now i plan to break the monotony and change the way i look at things and the way people look at me. im going to dress as a priest.
think about it, how easy is it to fool a pisshead? the worst thatll happen is someone will think your out on a fancy dress night, whereas if you get lucky some girls might get you to break ya vow of celibacy. and i reckon i could derive an endless amount of joy from banishing random people to the 9th circle of hell. i dont really know where im going with this but ill post a report on my first night out with the clergy.
actually after thinking about it for a wee while ive realised the worst that can happen is someone shouting paedophile and then kicking the shit out of me...
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