The dirty old bastard eh? coming round your house in the dead of night... necking half a bottle of whisky and some biscuits you left near the fireplace then (and its in a song so it must be true) tongueing your mothers tonsils.. what a cunt... plus he likes to sit kids in his crotch... face it the world has never seen a bigger sexual deviant than santa... and we put up with all this for a poxy gamecube...
one elf i talked to told me about how santa enslaved his entire race forcing them to work in his factories and cotton fields... rexil who has requested his name be changed to protect his identity and from this point on will be referred to as john mentioned how santa stumbled into the elves squalid slum one night drunk and demanded oral sex from at least 6 of the poor little green fuckers before going on a shooting rampage then taking a dump on the floor.
elves arnt the only ones that have been traumatized by this fat bearded menace... little jonny aged 6 from kingston upon hull told me of the night he heard a noise and came downstairs all excited expecting to see santa.. only to find the fat old fucker dresses in the stockings he and his sister had put up that very night, wanking over a christmas card with the tree jammed halfway up his jacksie
i say santa should be put on the sex offenders register immediately... then dragged into the town square and castrated before a swift but brutal public execution...
merry christmas... sleep safe.
Ziggy
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